1987- forever
disgustinghuman:

wow flashback

pretty pretty early 90s gradeschool princess

disgustinghuman:

wow flashback

pretty pretty early 90s gradeschool princess

hellokrissi:

i still have one of these, it’s gr8

hellokrissi:

i still have one of these, it’s gr8

nicktonormal:

takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day

nicktonormal:

takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day

A 90’s FAT KID’S GUIDE TO THE GREATEST CHILDHOOD FOOD MOMENTS

soupdujournal:

They say that smell invokes the most memories but for us chub-rubbing 20-something-year-olds, we beg to differ. When thinking back to the greatest television and film era of our time (the 90’s) the first thing I think about, and I have all the faith in the world that you do too, is about what in the fuck they were eating. Here’s a throwback that will leave your taste buds so nostalgic for more you’ll probably go buy the overpriced VHS of Good Burger on Amazon.

Rugrats

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What my generation would have given for a real Reptar Bar. Start production now and we can probably pull America out of debt by 2023. 

Hook 

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Probably the most memorable food fight known to 90’s kids. The only way to summon bowls of neon frosting out of thin air now is….acid.

Aladdin 

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Aladdin giving bread to two children who look mysteriously like him. Also known as: Aladdin pays child support. 

Winnie the Pooh

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Now I know this might be a little past our time but just tell me you didn’t wonder what that honey tasted like. Best guess: Taco Bell Nacho Cheese.

Little foot 

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Alternative title: Little Foot Gets High

Mary Poppins

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Mary Poppin’s medicine, also known as WHISKEY.

Richie Rich

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Oh great, and he has a fucking McDonalds too? What does Richie Rich have now though really? Diabetes. 

Casper
 
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Calories mean nothing when you don’t have a body. Or a soul. 

Beauty and Beast 

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Let’s face it. We’re all a little let down with life because our dishes don’t come to life and serve us food. Enrique, the pizza guy does, and you have to pay him.  

Oliver and Company 

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The day Oliver died.

Blank Check

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Why we all laid our bikes behind strangers cars in hopes that we too would become Mr. Macintosh.

12. A Little Princess

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Why every kid wished they lived in an orphanage attic.

13. A Goofy Movie

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Why we still have an odd fascination with Cheez Wiz. Pauly Shore, not so much. 

Rock-A-Doodle-Do

All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Charlie knew what the fuck was up. Brought his orphan dogs pizza, did a little dance and then passed out. Charlie was drunk.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

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Never underestimate the power of four stoned turtles.

Jurrasic Park 

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Jello boxes should basically come with a “May bring Raptors” warning. 

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

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Honey Boo Boo’s ultimate dream.

Nightmare Before Christmas

Doug 

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Doug discovers the joys of menstruating.

Now and Then

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Teeny explains how the Wormers are respectable young men. Especially Devon Sawa.

James and the Giant Peach 

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I didn’t really care how much the peach tasted so much as how the DIRT WORM did.(Hotdogs?)

Flubber

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Flubber. Not a food, just looks like food. The fat kid tease of 90’s movies. 

Mouse Hunt

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Why you ate your Grandma’s yarn. 

Good Burger 

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With the recent approval of gay marriage spreading like wildfire through the U.S. of A, we are proud to announce that Kenan and Kel can finally get married.

Matilda

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I’m surprised there hasn’t been a cake shop opened called “Brucey’s Cakes.” They could have Trunchbull Tarts, Matilda Macaroons and Danny-and-Rhea-Divorced-Desserts filled with tears.  

Teen Witch

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Besides having an eerie resemblance to a smaller, hairier Rodney Dangerfield, the little brother in Teen With makes a mean stoner pizza.

Mrs. Doubtfire 

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 Why 90% of the population has the urge to lick Robin Williams’s face. Regardless of frosting.

Kazaam 

It Takes Two 

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When we all secretly wished Kirstie Alley was our mom and not our exercise inspiration.

All That 

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Let’s take a moment to pause and recognize how fucking cool it is that Chris Farley was on this show. Besides the fact that he ruined Kenan’s cake with ketchup.

Harry & The Hendersons

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    I thought they had finally made a scientific breakthrough and developed edible scrunchies. This is what I thought a corsage was until age 11 thanks to Harry & the Hendersons.

The Sandlot

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They’re just getting sick from the ride, right Dad? I mean, they wouldn’t have taken any illegal substances, right?

Mickey’s Jack and the Bean Stalk
 
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Also known as Mickey, Donald and Goofy’s “College Years.”

Heavyweights 

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Why you wish you’d have your parents send you to Fat Camp.

Harriet the Spy

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“Mom, I can’t help it if I know what I like.” Words of wisdom Michelle Trachtenburg. 
That’s probably why you got pregnant on Gossip Girl. 

39. The Little Rascals 

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Alfalfa won Darla over when he gave her kitty litter sandwiches.
Not later, when he gave her a baby. 

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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There are endless “PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH NOW” scenes throughout Willy Wonka however the one that I wanted to try the most – The creamy mushroom. I would have shoved Mike TV’s mom into the chocolate river to get a taste of that thing.

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